1. a log
2. a brown soldier with a gun
3. an army jeep
4. a wagon
5. a helicopter
"Man, that toy really carried me away..."
1. a log
2. a brown soldier with a gun
3. an army jeep
4. a wagon
5. a helicopter
During dinner conversation tonight, as Mom was commenting to Tt that his future girlfriends may not be impressed with his lack of utensil-use for eating:
"I think in 10 years. When I'm 14, no, maybe when I'm 19. Then I'll be old enough."
"Old enough for what, Tt? Dating?"
"No. Then I'll be old enough to use a fork."
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"Good job on that, Tt."
"Well, you're talking to your SON. The best kid on earth."
"Ahhh, well, that explains it."
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"I think I need a wedgie burger."
"Uh, I think you mean VEGGIE burger, Tt..."
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"I just like to laugh. Sometimes I laugh my pants off."
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Daddy: "On my birthday will you help me blow out my candles?"
Tt: "SURE!"
Mom: "Do you know how many groups of 10 Daddy will be on his birthday?"
Tt: "Um, 1000?"
... clearly we need to keep working on math ... and Daddy's grey hairs ...
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"Hey, Mom! I think that's a Ferrari!" (points to an old very non-Ferrari kind of car)
"No, Tt, I don't think that is a Ferrari."
"Oh. Yeah. Maybe it's a Linguine..."
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"So what do you want to be when you grow up, Tt?"
"A dwarf."
...
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"My energy can't be contained, Mom."
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"I'm just a dreamer..."
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(coming home from a good movie/dinner/day)
"Ahhh, this is the life, isn't it."
"Haha - you're so funny, Tt. Yes, this is the life."
"I'm just sayin'."
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"Mom, I think we should buy a Ferrari."
"Oh, really. Well, that costs as much as we paid for our house. You're going to need a really good job, Tt."
"MOM. I TOLD this to DAD and I TOLD him to tell this to Mom. I said every time I clean dirt out of the house, you pay me fifty dollars."
"Ah. Well, that's a start, I suppose."
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(while gardening with Mom)
"Tt, my arms are getting tired - I think we'll finish tomorrow."
"WE'RE NOT FINISHED UNTIL IT'S ALL DONE!!"
(someone's been watching too much G.I.Joe...)
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(to his sister, with complete sincerity!)
"You are not allowed to get married. You can't leave the family. I am not going to be married, because I don't want to leave the family. Unless I find someone to irritate, then I'll get married."
"Who do you think you will marry, Tt?"
"I don't know. I'm still looking. I haven't found someone to irritate yet."
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"I remember it like it was tomorrow..."

